The SFWA that could have been...?

So, judging by the write-in votes for the most recent round of voting for officers for the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, we could have had a vastly different lineup from what actually emerged. So let's see who was elected in the parallel reality to our left:

President: Jennifer Lopez
Vice-President: Meat Loaf
Secretary: Clark Savage, Jr (at least he's vaguely appropriate to the genre)
Treasurer: Margo Lane
Western Regional Director: Salma Hayek
Overseas Regional Director: Ian Watson (the only man everyone could agree upon, actually)

As I said... a very different lineup indeed.
Hmm.

Congratulations to those who were elected in our current consensual reality.