Hmmmmm

Imagine if you could warp time and space... and throw the ultimate Interfraternity Competition, composed equally of athletic events, academic events, talent, and sheer party capability?

And then you invited:
Delta House (from Animal House)
The Pit (from PCU)
Lambda Lambda Lambda (from the first Revenge of the Nerds)
A random group of S.H.I.T. Heads (from Accepted) (anti-frat, anyone?)
Lambda Epsilon Omega (from Old School)

Discuss. If you so please. And feel free to suggest any potential competitors I might have overlooked.