Ngaaaaahhhhhh

I'm awake.
Don't WANNA be awake. I feel like something hit me, buried me, and came back to do unspeakable things to me after some second thoughts.
And there's no real reason to feel this way. I just am. Bleagh.

Off to work I go.

I love comic book writer Warren Ellis. For he says things like "Shark bukkake is when the sharks get out of the water wearing SS uniforms and jerk off in Fonzie's face." Somehow, that was in regards to Enterprise's season finale. Which I missed.
Oh well.

Because I promised...

So at work, we're doing shift audits. Bleh. More paperwork. Long story involving missing money. Anyway, to honor that, I hereby present a few rules to live by.

Rule 1: You do not talk about shift audit.
Rule 2: You do -not- talk about shift audit.
Rule 3: A customer asks for help, you leave the register.
Rule 4: Only one guy to a register.
Rule 5: One shift at a time.
Rule 6: No bad checks, no unsigned credit cards, no fake ID.
Rule 7: Shift audits will go on as long as they have to.
Rule 8: If this is your first shift, you have to audit.


Yeah yeah, I'd like to see you do better. It was a long day. :>